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I got bit by a dog but I’ve got three tests tomorrow.

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the-little-fucking-miracle:

 
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hadeejasouffle:

Test your friends by rapping “first things first” and see if they respond with “I eat your brains” or “i’m the realest”

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johntgonzales:

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

fucking worse he’s from texas

johntgonzales:

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

fucking worse he’s from texas

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fartgallery:

Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand

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throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe

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thealphapigeon:

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you know my name not my

Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.

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carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

i would like to inform the non-supernatural fans that this is, in fact, a real unedited scene from a very serious show…

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

i would like to inform the non-supernatural fans that this is, in fact, a real unedited scene from a very serious show…

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strangeducks:

home-stuck-in-desert-bluffs:

typette:

sharkchunks:

disneypixar:

A trip down sensory lane.

Filmmakers take note- This five second scene not only fully describes a characters backstory, but the entire reason he acts the way he acts through the film, taking him from a villain to a sympathetic character and justifying a total reversal of his actions in the present. In five seconds, this movie does for the development of a character more than most movies do in two hours. This is why you should be studying Disney and Pixar along with Martin Scorsese and Stanley Kubrick, and ignoring professors and elitist students who deride them as “kids stuff.”

wasn’t there a theory that Anton’s childhood cottage is the cottage Remy learned his craft from eavesdropping inside before travelling to Paris, and the recipe he’s tasting really is his mother’s ratatouille?

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strangeducks:

home-stuck-in-desert-bluffs:

typette:

sharkchunks:

disneypixar:

A trip down sensory lane.

Filmmakers take note- This five second scene not only fully describes a characters backstory, but the entire reason he acts the way he acts through the film, taking him from a villain to a sympathetic character and justifying a total reversal of his actions in the present. In five seconds, this movie does for the development of a character more than most movies do in two hours. This is why you should be studying Disney and Pixar along with Martin Scorsese and Stanley Kubrick, and ignoring professors and elitist students who deride them as “kids stuff.”

wasn’t there a theory that Anton’s childhood cottage is the cottage Remy learned his craft from eavesdropping inside before travelling to Paris, and the recipe he’s tasting really is his mother’s ratatouille?

WHAT

YES

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cozyqueen:

if u cheat on someone u married and vowed to love until u DIE I honestly hope u burn in hell for 1000 eternities idc what good you’ve done in your life, you are a worthless liar, period. & dnt talk to me about excuses for infidelity either. if your parents divorced bc one of them cheated I’m talkin about them too, there are no excuses or exclusions. fuck they cheatin ass.

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